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five to four curtains

Five to four

Has many sides.

Shut the door

And try t' hide.


Don't need a cook

To make ya boil.

Season with a crook

And a pinch of oil.


Fine chop a carrot

Orange or yellow.

Front man a parrot

Firm as jello.


Carrots and sneeze,

Mashed potatoes,

Oh geez

And tomatoes.


Water is rising.

Seas can't part.

Justice is siding.

Break a heart.


Louisiana purchase,

Borderline,

Religious service

A' looking for blind


Free as air,

All won't pass.

Take a care

And a mask


Carrots and sneeze,

Mashed potatoes,

Oh geez

And tomatoes.


Picture window

Hell of a fake,

Pretty as a picture

How much can you make?


Pachyderm

An' a zebra,

Stuffed derma

And a cheetah


Animal crackers,

Everyone

Wacky, whackers

Deluded fun


Lion king,

Rabbit cursing,

Timer ring,

Fruitless rehearsing


Vegetarian

Wearing leather,

Seminarian

Angel's feather


Carrots and sneeze,

Mashed potatoes,

Oh geez

And tomatoes.


Fancy pants

And a smock,

Picnic ants

Ad hoc


City father

To the cleaners

Don't see farther

Than the gleaners.


Carrots and sneeze,

Mashed potatoes,

Oh geez

And tomatoes.


As ye sow

So shall ye reap,

Although

Don't it seem

That time creeps


Don't it seem

That time is stuck

In a dream

Can't tell down from up?


Don't it seem

Time moves random,

Is it Philly

Or is it Camden?


Don't it seem

Time moves backwards

On an off balance beam

Of slipping actors?


And don't it seem

Five to four

Is  a scheme

Of less is more?