mirror magnifier
I'm a lover boy
From eight t' eight-o-five.
Any time longer
An' I 'm barely alive.
Campaigning
It's the lover boy party.
When I talk the crowds
I tell 'em I'm a smarty.
I tell 'em I can last
All around the clock
From sunup t' sunup
Ain't no poppycock.
Can last as long as it takes
An' I don't even gloat.
Folks, I would appreciate
Your blissful sacred vote.
Lover boy in love with a mirror.
Only place he sees everything clearer.
The returns are in.
Pulled in the vote
Doing the banana step
And the okey doke,
I'm the President.
Some say I'm a whore.
I say without dissent
Nothing past a closed door.
Lover boy's room.
Chrome steel lock.
Room generator
And a door knob shock.
Drop deadbolts.
Electric chair volts.
Iron bars.
Vents drip boiling tar.
Hellhound dog.
Got three heads.
On command killer fog.
It's time for bed.
All those votes
In his pocket
Sticks his finger
In an electric socket.
Nice an' dark
Can finally sleep
Try as he can
He can't weep.
A reprobate groom
Alone in a room.
Lover boy in love with a mirror
Only place he sees everything clearer.