outcome
We was down by the water hole
With God on a sweet and thirsty day.
God said, “ Forget about the poll,
I like it when you pray.
“But maybe we could cut a little deal,
Cause I’d like it even more if you'd do it while you kneel”.
We said, “Is prayer all it’s cracked up to be?”
God said, “Well, maybe not for you but it is for me”.
We said, “That don’t seem too democratic”.
God said, "What? Can't hearya, too much static?”
We said, “What about this business of going to war?”
God said, “Well maybe that’s what I made you for.”
Well, “Could you throw a little battle help our way,
If we was to kneel when we pray?”
God said, “Well, I don’t know, why don'tcha do some recruiting?
While you're at it,
You might win if you also did more shooting”.
God said, “You know it’s tough for me to decide.
It’s a crapshoot when I’m picking sides.
And I went and lost my loaded dice.
Now when I touch water it’s fifty-fifty if it boils or turns to ice.
Sweet fifty-fifty if it boils or turns to ice”.