surprise
Why don’t ya quit acting like it’s all a surprise.
Why don’t ya quit acting like you don’t have any eyes.
You paid the hit man to throw a custard pie.
The element of surprise caused a man to die.
Heart attack will get you, take you out quick.
Some surprises make you more than sick.
You walk into a dark room, something seems strange.
You’re on the border of sanity but you’re not deranged.
Suddenly twenty people shout out, “Surprise”.
You didn’t think today is your last sunrise.
Heart attack will get you, take you out quick.
Some surprises make you more than sick.
Why don’t you stop playing innocent with people’s lives.
Don't act surprised people don’t survive.
You paid a photographer to take candid shots.
Did you expect a naked man to say, “Thanks a lot?”
Heart attack will get you, take you out quick.
Some surprises make you more than sick.
Some surprises make you happy and some make you sad.
Some turn you ballistic so that you leave your launch pad.
But even a good one can be bad,
Cause you to lose the best friend you ever had.
You can die of dishonor, die of shame,
Die of the loss of your good name.
You can die doing the good fight,
Die in a cornfield from corn blight,
But most of all you can die of fright.
Like when the devil throws off his angelic disguise
And you’re face to face with an unwelcome surprise.
Heart attack will get you, take you out quick.
Some surprises make you more than sick.