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Universe of Li(v)es

A weasel and a stoat

Seize life by its throat

And consider it as prey.

For each it does exist

And for each it does persist

And for each in its own exhausting way.

All creatures small and small

Welcome all in all

No chance to wear out your stay.


Small and smaller

It is all a tall order

And one not to be snubbed.

The ventriloquist

Is not to be missed

Like foreign movies that are subbed.


No need to dress

No need to impress

Dinner is always at eight.

There’s always a winner

And there’s always a sinner

And impossible to be early or late.


And a man who drips dirt

And an enforcer flirt

Who would not let the girls be,

(A potato’s every eye

And an earthworm’s  every cry

Exclaim, “He’s way too dirty for me.”)


And also tens of others

Not one knowing its mother

An exquisite invite did receive.

Its pull was strong

And its arm was long

And impossible to deceive.


And those who stone

And steal dogs’ bones

And turn them to invisible dust

And claim they were there

T’ shave Jesus’ ass’s hair

An’ ensure a prophecy of must.


A terse wind blows in

Right through the skin

Straight to the matter of the heart.

Canceling win

No matter the begin

Till broken hope doth depart.

Its remnants called sin

Can’t help but win

Even before the start.

For the universe’s grin

From the begin

Can only play its scripted part.


Each guest briefly thought

It had been bought

But the thought flies away.

Or only that it’d been brought

And surely oughta ought

Enjoy its star spangled stay.


A cultivated palate

Shuns a salad

And calls for feta cheese.

Choices abounded

And every hound did

Exactly as it pleased.

Laughter tears air

But only one soul cares

For the order was fetid cheese.


This mistake is fatal

The defence is prenatal,

Lost chastity belt keys,

(Found by a flirt),

Propelled to the dirt

By a giant sneeze.

A child was born,

The flirt long gone

The mother long feeling unease.

The offspring grew

And all its friends knew

The origin of its hearing disease.

But the fetid guest

Wouldn’t let it rest

One chance is all you get.

The game had been played.

The server’s bed made

And lethal claws the winning bet.


The weasel and the stoat

As if by rote

Know the universe’s creed

For a bathroom’s roll

As a sacred scroll

Fulfils its cleansing need.

To sanctify

And to purify

All those hands of greed

And at a steady pace

And without undue haste

Transmute their concede.


White powder’s passed around.

Natural power does abound.

While brains and guts think long and easy.

Drumming sounds and stomachs churning

Hunting hounds with teeth a’burning

Eyes and ears seeking strong an’ sleazy.


Ragged fur and bloody fangs

Chilling snarls and discordant clangs

Castanets made out of vertebrae

Hold me breathless tight

For my orphan appetite

Forgets the make out of all foreplay.

Clash, smash, bang and bong

In a second it is gone

Replaced by a relic of a prayer.

Air filled with applause and awe

And a hammer, nails and saw

That witness the grace there.


Oh the weasel and the stoat

Hosts of this divine gloat

Their glances see all  around

And need only one thing more

To be rid of their dirt floor

And their chains to this ground.


Oh the hubris, oh the pride

Climb on wings, become the bride

To the highest, the divine.

I bid you welcome from plan nine

Cracks a voice sounding divine

With slyness concealed by sublime.


So it goes and so it comes

The clarion and the drums

The heraldic that all hear.

The besot and the rot

The plot that can’t be stopped.

Oh darling hold me near

It’s oh so darkly clear

I can’t tell who or what to fear.


The good seems bad

And the bad seems good

There goes the neighbourhood.

The mountains are low

And the plains are high

And there’s no good place left to die.


There was a weasel

And there was a stoat,

Threw a party in a sunken boat.

They were amazed at what they found

After all their guests had drown.


The weasel and the stoat

In that underwater boat.

Can’t find two more breaths of air,

After all it’s only fair,

Just one for you and one for me

We’ll sail this boat for perpetuity.


And in perpetuity they embrace

Each others fangs

In each others face,

Each others claws

Each others hearts do rake,


And tearing flesh and tearing blood

And tearing bones do join the mud

And plan nine ascends to outer space

With naught left to deface.

And naught left to disgrace.

And naught left to erase.

Anywhere.